Path: utzoo!attcan!ncrcan!dptcdc!sickkids!mark
From: mark@sickkids.UUCP (Mark Bartelt)
Newsgroups: can.general
Subject: Crown Corporation Humor
Message-ID: <273@sickkids.UUCP>
Date: 22 Jun 89 10:47:31 GMT
Reply-To: mark@sickkids.UUCP (Mark Bartelt)
Distribution: can
Organization: Hospital for Sick Children, Toronto
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Q:  In the US, Amtrak enhances its revenue by carrying mail for the
    US Postal Service.  Why can't VIA do the same?

A:  Because their trains aren't slow enough for Canada Post.

[  Thanks to Norman Wilson (research!norman) for this one.  ]

Mark Bartelt                          UUCP: {utzoo,decvax}!sickkids!mark
Hospital for Sick Children, Toronto   BITNET: mark@sickkids.utoronto
416/598-6442                          INTERNET: mark@sickkids.toronto.edu