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From: alan@servax0.essex.ac.uk (Stanier A)
Newsgroups: news.misc
Subject: Re: In Moderation network: how's my .signature?
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Date: 16 Jun 89 18:54:51 GMT
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In article <11663@ulysses.homer.nj.att.com> andys@ulysses.homer.nj.att.com (Andy Sherman) writes:
>I can get around this one easily.  What if I offer a service where I
>redistribute articles for free (or for cost).  The service I charge
>you dearly for is the non-distribution of what I deem to be junk.

What a great idea! And the more you don't distribute, the more you can charge!


Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to announce the IN MITIGATION
network.

Tired of using the 'j' key? Tempted into use of the 'k'?
Will it have to be 'u' next? Now your troubles are over!

Subscribe to the IN MITIGATION network, and we will do all the
hard work for you. Our highly trained editors will go through
the entire USENET feed, taking out every single article! For a
small fee, we will send you, by email, snail mail, carrier pigeon
or shouting it through your granny's window, absolutely nothing!

Send us 200 pounds sterling monthly, and all your troubles will
be over.

The IN MITIGATION network: filling a badly needed hole.

I suppose this ought to have a :-), so there it is. Though if you
do want to send me vast sums of money, feel free. I also have a
good deal on a second hand Empire State Building (other large
important buildings by request).

  Alan  M  Stanier                               copyright 1989 A M Stanier
email alan@essex.ac.uk    This article may be redistributed for profit only
 tel +44 206-872153        if such profit is returned to Dr Alan M Stanier,
 FAX +44 206-860585        University of Essex, Colchester CO4 3SQ, England