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From: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
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Subject: Top Ten John Scully Pick-Up Lines
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Date: 26 Jun 89 23:15:57 GMT
Reply-To: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
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[ Mandatory sacrifice to a line eating bug. ]

		    Top Ten John Scully Pick-Up Lines:

10.	Are you user-friendly?

9.	Let me go over your look-and-feel.

8.	I have gobs and gobs of cash.

7.	What a coincidence!  I have litigation pending, too.

6.	Would you like to come home and play with my Finder?

5.	You don't work for Xerox, do you?

4.	Would you mind signing this non-disclosure agreement?

3.	Ignore the lawyers; they followed me home one day and I can't
	seem to get rid of them.

2.	I'm rich, I'm famous, I run a major corporation, and I have a fast
	car.  What more could you want?

	And number one, John Scully's top pick-up line:

1.	Go out with me or I'll sue you into oblivion.

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