Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!cs.utexas.edu!ssbn!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: ksb@j.cc.purdue.edu (Kevin Braunsdorf) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: crass comment of the year Keywords: sick, chuckle Message-ID: <3606@looking.on.ca> Date: 9 Jul 89 10:30:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 16 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: j.cc.purdue.edu!ksb My brother was walking home one fine summer afternoon when he spotted a young woman grieving over a pet dog that was recently struck by an automobile. The pet had just finished dying at the distraught women's feet... Allen: "Miss?" Woman: " Huh? " Allen: "Miss, do you need a taxidermist?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.