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From: 2014_5001@uwovax.uwo.ca (A.R. PRUSS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: You get what you pay for
Keywords: funny
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Date: 11 Jul 89 10:30:05 GMT
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(The World-Famous Margaliot Joke Hotline Selection follows:)


A tired traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight.  Very tired after
a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room.  As the clerk fills
out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting
in the lobby.

He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby.  After a
minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

"Fancy meeting my 'wife' here," he says to the clerk.  "Guess I'll need a
double room for the night."

Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over
$3000.  "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk.  "I've only
been here one night!"

"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.