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From: strob@daedalus.ucsf.EDU (Steve Robert)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The Marshmallow of the 23rd Century
Keywords: true, smirk
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Date: 16 Jul 89 10:30:06 GMT
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I'm not making this up.  This is almost as good as the
"Nintendo Cereal System".  Everything after this sentence is
quoted from a coupon offer in the San Francisco Chronicle
of Sunday June 25, 1989 from Kraft foods and referencing a 
copyright of Paramount Pictures Corporation.

	Get your One-of-a-Kind

	Star Trek V (the final frontier)

	Kraft Marshmallow Dispenser

    Experience the 23rd century with a one-of-a-kind, futuristic
    marshmallow dispenser.  It holds up to four KRAFT Jet-Puffed
    Marshmallows.  Its dual action lever opens and dispenses the
    marshmallows in a single motion.  The dispenser also comes 
    with a durable plastic fork and spoon, making it ideal for
    camping trips.  It can be clipped to a belt or almost anything.

    The official marshmallow of the Starship U.S.S. Enterprise (tm)



-- 
Steve Robert, UCSF, Box 0100, S.F.,Ca. 94143  (415) 476-3081

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