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From: kibo@pawl.rpi.edu (James 'Kibo' Parry)
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Subject: "bozo" program script
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Date: 20 Jul 89 23:07:09 GMT
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	This is a UNIX version I hacked up of something that someone else
once hacked up for a different OS.  (Posting with his permission.)
	To use it:  (1) Install it, and (2) "Hey everyone: /usr/local/bin/bozo
can tell you if it thinks you're a bozo or not!"
	
	It works fine around here; it judges me right on the nose.  Just goes
to prove a theory that Todd and I have that everyone is a bozo, I guess.

--cut me! cut me!--
#!/bin/sh
# bozo : determine if the people who use the script are bozos or not.
# It keeps a logfile so you can keep tabs on the bozo level of your system.
# It is called with no arguments.
#
# Credits:
# originally written in Pascal for MTS by Todd McComb
# translated to UNIX script by James "Kibo" Parry   6/22/89
# enhanced by James "Kibo" Parry 7/20/89
#
# To the installer: change the filename in the two lines below to
# some file that the bozos can write to.
#
whoami >>/home/m/kibo/.bozolog
date >>/home/m/kibo/.bozolog
echo "bozo: Checking to see if you're a bozo or not."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo -n "."
sleep 1
echo ""
echo "bozo: You are a bozo!"
--cut me! cut me!--


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james "kibo" parry, 138 birch lane, scotia, ny 12302 usa   /  All colors are
kibo%pawl.rpi.edu@itsgw.rpi.edu  _________________________/   arbitrary.
kibo@mts.rpi.edu                / Kibology    /  Anything I say is the opinion
userfe0n@rpitsmts.bitnet       /  is better! /   of myself, and not of Xibo.