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From: logajan@ns.network.com (John Logajan)
Newsgroups: news.newusers.questions
Subject: Re: Banishment
Message-ID: <1522@ns.network.com>
Date: 4 Aug 89 22:25:43 GMT
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Sender: logajan@ns.network.com (John Logajan)
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chguest@pioneer.arc.nasa.gov (Charles J. Guest) asks:

> How can you get someone banned from the net?

Surgical nuclear strike.

> How do you start a new newsgroup?  

Make an important discovery that everyone wants to talk about.

> Everybody in my class has been teasing me because I don't know who
> Dennis Richly is.  He supposed to be a big programmer or something.

I don't know who he is either.

> I've been told that it's a cool thing to forge joke messages on the net.
> Can anyone tell me how to forge a message?

Ask the net readers to cover their eyes while reading your message.

> How do I find the network address of Sirald@cup.portal.com?

I don't know.

> I tried to run rn on our system and I got a message about the command
> not found.  What's going on here?

Apparently, nothing.

> I've been told that there's this woman who calls herself Mark Smith who
> gets real torqued about not being a man.  What's this all about?
> Is she for real?

Who cares?

> Why is there air?

Why not?

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