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From: sprecher@bimacs.bitnet (Sprecher yossy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The Price is Right
Keywords: heard it, smirk
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Date: 6 Aug 89 23:30:04 GMT
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(compliments of Nissan Perl)

        A guy goes into a comma and wakes up after 20 years.

        first thing he does is call up his broker.

        - How's may IBM stock doing?

        - It's now worth 5 million Dollars.

        -

        -

        - How's my Apple stock doing?

        It's now worth 10 million Dollars.

        - How's my Lotus stock doing?

        - It's now worth 15 million Dollars.

        The guy gets so excited, he almost goes back into comma.

        Then he hears a voice: "Please deposit ten thousand Dollars for
        the next 5 minutes"...


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