Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!att!dptg!rutgers!iuvax!mailrus!cornell!uw-beaver!fluke!moriarty From: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac Subject: Re: For all you frustrated SoundMaster folk... Message-ID: <10759@fluke.COM> Date: 30 Aug 89 17:39:25 GMT References: <10456@fluke.COM> <14372@bcsaic.UUCP> Reply-To: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) Organization: The John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA Lines: 33 In article <14372@bcsaic.UUCP> lbaum@bcsaic.UUCP (Larry Baum) writes: >What a lot of us would really like is something like SondMaster that selects a >sound from a folder at random on startup for each event; e.g. you would have a >"Startup Sounds" folder, a "Restart Sounds", a "Disk Insert" folder, etc. The >INIT would choose one at random from each such folder. It gets a bit tedious >having the same sound each session. Agreed, but the problem I would have is that the size of some sounds I use for startups and shutdowns would be inappropriate for beeps, keyclicks and some of the other events. Some pre-selection ability would be required. The thought of a beep trying to play the 3 MB Buckaroo Banzai closing theme... conniption fits! Selections from TOP 10 WAYS DAN RATHER COULD CONCLUDE THE CBS EVENING NEWS: 10. Put finger in mouth, make "cork popping" sound. 7. Reveal which news story of the evening was the fake one. 6. Lick lips and say,"MMM-MMM! Time for pie!" 5. Give coded message to L'il Newshounds fan club. 2. Light big cigar and say,"Ha Ha! See you tomorrow suckers!" -- Late Night with David Letterman --- Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer INTERNET: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM Manual UUCP: {uw-beaver, sun, hplsla, thebes, microsoft}!fluke!moriarty CREDO: You gotta be Cruel to be Kind... <*> DISCLAIMER: Do what you want with me, but leave my employers alone! <*>