Path: utzoo!attcan!utgpu!pkern
From: pkern@gpu.utcs.utoronto.ca (pkern)
Newsgroups: ont.singles
Subject: There are people who ...
Keywords: laundry wet justice relaxed
Message-ID: <1989Aug28.013113.28477@gpu.utcs.utoronto.ca>
Date: 28 Aug 89 05:31:13 GMT
Distribution: ont
Organization: University of Toronto Computing Services
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There are people who ...
... remove other people's laundry from a dryer before the dryer's timer has
stopped and leave said laundry sitting half-dry in a heap on a table, just so
that they can get their bed spread, their shoulder pads and assorted dainties
dry that much more quickly.
These people should be shot, hung, drawn and quartered and the pieces should
be soaked in fabric softener and fed to sea gulls.

But, hey, it's cool ... really ... because *the Jays got Mookie!*
What are the odds that he'll name his kids Chad, Skip, Muffy or Everett?