Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!iuvax!rutgers!usc!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request
From: blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (ody)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Maladies of age...
Keywords: smirk
Message-ID: <4256@looking.on.ca>
Date: 21 Aug 89 23:30:07 GMT
Lines: 22
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca
Reply-Path: sungod.crd.ge.com!blackje

For many years, I've battled with the infamous "Dunlop's Disease" ... 
a condition caused by age and lake of proper maintenance in which 
your "stomach `done lopped' over your belt."
I had noticed that most women do not suffer from this condition,
many of them accumulating any excess weight on the hips and thighs,
and/or under the belt.

I've recently discovered, however, that some women also suffer from a 
malady similar to Dunlop's disease in that it is also caused by age 
and lack of maintenance called "Bureau Breakdown" ... 
in which your chest falls into your drawers.

--Emmett
--
J.E.Black; GE Research/K1-3C26; Schenectady, NY 12345
blackje@crd.ge.com

--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.