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From: rfradenb@BBN.COM (Roger Fradenburgh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: One Way To Tell You Have Problems
Keywords: true, chuckle
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Date: 24 Aug 89 10:30:04 GMT
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"When the horizon disappears, or it's on the wrong side of
 your windshield, you know you're in trouble."

	- Veteran land speed record chaser Art Arfons (sp?),
	  describing to a National Public Radio interviewer
	  what it was like when his jet-powered "motorcycle"
	  became airborne and crashed at 300+ mph during a
	  test run at the Bonneville Salt Flats

This is the same Art Arfons who crashed in a jet powered car
at over *600* mph (!) twenty or so years ago.  Now a spry
63 years of age, he's still at it.

--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
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