Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!funny-request
From: dave@lsuc.on.ca (David Sherman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Lawyer Referral Service Call Of The Month
Keywords: true, funny
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Date: 30 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT
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A gentleman called Referrals because of an automobile accident
caused entirely by his galoshes (pronounced: "go-losh-shes").
While he was driving his car, his galoshes, being too big for his
feet, because lodged under the gas pedal.  As a result, the car
began to speed up and, while he was making efforts to regain control,
the car careened (pronounced: "kay-reeee-ned") off a truck and into
another car.  When asked if he required a civil litigation lawyer --
after all that vehicular mayhem -- he said no.  As it turned out,
what he really needed was a criminal lawyer to represent him in
traffic court -- on a charge of blowing over 80mg on a breathalyzer!

	-- from "Hearsay", the Law Society of Upper Canada
	   staff newsletter, July 1989.  By Les Gyulay.

--
David Sherman
The Law Society of Upper Canada

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