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From: potoole@maths.tcd.ie
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Subject: Toilet Paper ( old ).
Keywords: scatological, smirk
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Date: 30 Aug 89 23:30:09 GMT
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Here is a joke my grandfather told my father in 1940. Then it was passed on 
to me. Just thought I'd send it in for it's antique value.


One day in a public toilets, a man was washing his hands when he hears a voice
of despair comming from one of the cubicals:"Oh no", it exclaimed,"there's no
toilet paper left! I wish somebody would do something about this!"
Upon hearing this, the man shouted back,"Well, you have a tongue in your head
don't you?" "Yes", came the reply, "but I don't have a neck like a bloody 
giraffe."
--
Peter O'Toole,Trinity College Dublin.


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