Xref: utzoo sci.astro:4925 sci.space:13433 Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!rutgers!usc!csun!fedeva!premise!mirror!frog!john From: john@frog.UUCP (John Woods) Newsgroups: sci.astro,sci.space Subject: Re: Neptune on the Boobtube Message-ID: <1842@frog.UUCP> Date: 27 Aug 89 19:17:00 GMT References: <7525@ecsvax.UUCP> <44600002@primerd> <980@corpane.UUCP> Followup-To: sci.space Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us Lines: 19 In article <980@corpane.UUCP>, sparks@corpane.UUCP (John Sparks) writes: T> In article <44600002@primerd> petert@primerd.prime.com writes: V> Well I watched it. Just who were the dweebs that they had commenting? For the > most part they didn't know their head from their A[steroids]. "> At one point a caller asked what will happen to Voyager, where will it go n> when it leaves the system. e> The answer was that in 8,000 years it will fly by Barnard's Star, in 20,000 w> or so it will pass Proxima Centauri, and then the Oort cloud. s> GACK!!! How bass-ackwards can you get?!!! "> No, they're right -- the space aliens from Sirius will pick it up, gas it up and recharge the RTG, and then wing it around Barnard's Star (or is that Valeyard's Star...) in a gravity assist to send it back to us. :-) I hope this isn't needed... -- John Woods, Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA 508-626-1101 ...!decvax!frog!john, john@frog.UUCP, ...!mit-eddie!jfw, jfw@eddie.mit.edu