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From: dts@quad.uucp (David T. Sandberg)
Newsgroups: comp.music
Subject: Re: MIDI Fryer
Summary: Cute...
Keywords: MIDI nonstick deepfat
Message-ID: <269@quad.uucp>
Date: 9 Sep 89 19:02:49 GMT
References: <2311@kaos.Solbourne.COM>
Reply-To: dts@quad.uucp (David T. Sandberg)
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Organization: Quadric Systems, Richfield MN
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In article <2311@kaos.Solbourne.COM> dmy@Solbourne.COM (Doug Young) writes:
>The October 1989 DAMARK catalog contains this gem:
>
>MIDI FRYER

What will they come up with next?!  ;')

>Deep fry foods fast with this thermostatically controlled Midi Filter
>Fryer. The thermostat ensures the oil never overheats and the clean,
>replaceable filters reduce cooking smells and steam.

Sure, but is the thermostat level adjusted by velocity or controller data?

>o 1-3/4 qt. oil capacity

Okay, I'll show my ignorance.  How many note events in a quart?

>o Oil clarifying filters allow you to clean your cooking oil

And I thought quantizing was neat!

>Damark Price: $19

Put me down for half a dozen!  ;')  ;')

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                                  David Sandberg - Quadric Systems
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