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From: tim@attdso.att.com (Tim J Ihde)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Aliens among us
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Date: 4 Sep 89 10:30:04 GMT
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(and I thought it was hard to write down verbal humor . . . I'll give it
a try though.)

This was a one panel cartoon in "Aboriginal Science Fiction."

On the bridge of a flying saucer, flying over the Earth:
	An alien soldier and his commander.

Soldier to commander:
	"Well, now that we've captured their king they'll have to surrender!"

Behind them, bound and gagged:
	Elvis.

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