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From: montys@tekigm2.MEN.TEK.COM (MONTY SMITH)
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Subject: Re: More dodgy products (i.e. Re: Ott Computer Safety Light)
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Date: 7 Sep 89 14:50:39 GMT
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In article <1199@mva.cs.liv.ac.uk> zanussi@mva.cs.liv.ac.uk writes:
>  One thousand fruiting sites PER PLANT? Just curious...

Sure, 1000 fruiting sites per plant!  Just think about what "fruit"
he's talking about here.  A plant in which EVERY LEAF is a potential
"fruit".  Note the following two lines from the article:
>My master's thesis concerned the cannabinoid profile. 
                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^
>of 170 grams to 227 grams of plant material, such as catnip, can be harvested 
                                                      ^^^^^^
I've never heard of a cannabiniod profile, but it sure sounds awful
close to cannibis!  And why do you think cats like catnip so well?
Just more cannibis!

Let's face it, this guy is growing marijuana.  AND EVERY SINGLE LEAF
IS A FRUITING SITE!!!!!!

OBJ:
A lady comes off the golf course ranting and raving to the people in
the office that she was stung by a bee and that they are doing
absolutely nothing to protect their golfers.  The manager finally grew
tired of her whining and said in a very polite tone:
"Well ma'am, just where were you stung?

"It was right between holes 1 and 2" she wailed.

"It sounds to me as if you need to work on your stance!"