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From: brucec@astroatc.UUCP (Bruce E. Cantrall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: New Product Annoucement
Keywords: original, chuckle
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Date: 12 Sep 89 23:30:07 GMT
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Now, just what you have been waiting for:

Only $99.99 + tax!

My latest invention, the "OTUA ARB" (tm).

Everyone will be sporting the new "Otua Arb" this summer.  It is a must
for every car enthusiast!

Product Description:

The auto "bra" for the rear of fancy cars so you won't get bugs on
the back of your car when you drive in reverse!  Buy one today!

Warranty: 1 year in US, 10,000 Bugs, whichever comes first.

Limit 1 per order.
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