Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: gmw1@cunixd.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Who has.... Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: <15896@looking.on.ca> Date: 17 Sep 89 07:20:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 8 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: cunixd.cc.columbia.edu!gmw1 Q: Who has long silky hair, voluptuous tits, and lives in Wisconsin? A: Salman Rushdie -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.