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From: eastick@me.utoronto.ca (Doug Eastick)
Subject: PFO/Rejection letter contest
Message-ID: <89Oct12.194645edt.19781@me.utoronto.ca>
Keywords: get lost
Reply-To: eastick@gw.ccie.utoronto.ca (Doug Eastick)
Organization: University of Toronto, Department of Mechanical Engineering
Distribution: misc
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 89 19:46:43 EDT


Don't you hate those letters like...
	"We have reviewed you qualifications but cannot make a
	suitable position match at this time.  We will however, keep
	your application on file for six months and get in touch with
	you if there are any opportunities available."

			[Oct 11/89, well-known computer company]

In other words...
	"Please F*** Off and leave us alone you dork!"

I've saved most of mine and some are quite funny.
If you have a PFO that you were quite impressed with, send me the best
parts (or the whole thing is even better) and I'll collect and post
them to misc.jobs.misc later.  I don't care if you send the company
name or not, but it would add to the humor.  Any additional info such
as phone calls or meetings which would help explain the context of the
letter are also encouraged.


Send them to eastick@gw.ccie.utoronto.ca
	or   uunet!utai!gw.ccie!eastick
-- 
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