Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request
From: ertem@Polya.Stanford.EDU (Tuna Ertemalp)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Childs
Keywords: heard it, sexual, chuckle
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Date: 9 Oct 89 23:30:07 GMT
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The woman was on the verge of death. She asked her seven children to
leave the room, and she was left alone with her husband. She said:

   "I have something to confess..."

   "Yes?"

   "You know our seventh child, little Joe?..."

   "His not *mine*?!..."

   "No, *he* is yours."


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