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From: adric@pawl.rpi.edu (Will Johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Making the most of your....talents
Keywords: true, smirk, sick
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Date: 11 Oct 89 10:30:11 GMT
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I found an interesting classified ad quoted in the October National
Lampoon.  It is reportedly a factual ad found under the "deliveries"
heading.  I thought it too funny to let pass.
 

----------------------------------------- 
           Feeling Hostile?
Let one of our specially trained bulimics
personally deliver your "sentiments" to
your boss, ex-lover, or corrupt politi-
cians.  Call today:  Regurgi-Gram, (415)
824-0579.  Franchises available.  Nation-
wide fax service soon.  A woman-owned
business.

--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

I reply to all submissions, but about 20% of the replies bounce.