Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: DISPATCH@ncsuvm.ncsu.edu (K-9 Mk IV) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: More QuAkE jOkEs Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: <36884@looking.on.ca> Date: 21 Oct 89 07:20:13 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 24 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: ncsuvm.ncsu.edu!dispatch God must be a Cubs Fan! The Local Oldies station has stopped playing "Shake, Rattle, and Roll," declaring that they've had quite enough of it. On a similar note, the song "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" has been changed to "Do You Know Where San Jose WENT?" The Bay Bridge is still working: It's keeping everyone at Bay Traffic on Highway 880 is said to be moving faster now... Heard in a Chemistry lab at 5:03 PM PDT: "Don't drop that stuff, it's real powerful. -- Disclaimer:These are only jokes, and are not intended to reflect any actual opinions. Acknowledge-To: -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."