Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!samsung!usc!apple!chuq
From: chuq@Apple.COM (Chuq Von Rospach)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac
Subject: Re: Word 4.0 fractional widths still farcical (Grumble)
Message-ID: <36000@apple.Apple.COM>
Date: 28 Oct 89 17:15:24 GMT
References: <35975@apple.Apple.COM> <1083@diemen.cc.utas.oz>
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>In article <35975@apple.Apple.COM> chuq@Apple.COM (Chuq Von Rospach) writes:
>>Actually, from talking to people I know at Microsoft, that *have* a Desk
>>Accessory called "monkey" that will type in random keystrokes and mouse
>>movements. It is part of their testing procedure -- just fire it up and let
>>it whap away like a three-year-old would....

>I could be gullible enough to believe this. It's so far-out that it could
>almost be true! Are you serious, Chuq? Confirmation would really make my
>day, and heaven knows how much I need cheering up right now.

I was serious. They told me about it when I called up to report the bug my
cockatoo found in Word 3.01. (She does a good imiation of a monkey at a
keyboard -- if she would stop eating the stupid mouse...)

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Chuq Von Rospach <+> Editor,OtherRealms <+> Member SFWA/ASFA
chuq@apple.com <+> CI$: 73317,635 <+> [This is myself speaking]

Trust Mama Nature to remind us just how important things like sci.aquaria's
name really is in the scheme of things.