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From: beville@cell.mot.COM (Anthony T. Beville)
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Subject: Re: Pierless Punditry
Message-ID: <325@sienna1.UUCP>
Date: 27 Oct 89 20:52:34 GMT
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In article <6692@ficc.uu.net>, The Brilliant Mind(?) of Jeff Daiell writes:
> My cod, man, enough!  I'll tank you to not be present when I
> crane my neck to pier into this net again, as I'm not about 
> to scale back my efforts.  It would disappoint too many bouys 
> and gulls, so quit crabbing at me.  I'll *not* be dolphin
> my hat to *you*!
> 
> Disclaimer: These jokes approved by Marlin Brando.

Holy Mackeral!! You know Marlin?!  I met Tuna Turner once, but she was all wet.
Of course, they're both wet behind the ears compared to Gill Gerard, who played
Duck Cod-gers.  And how about that Salmon Rushdie, can that guy swim upstream,  or what?  He's no piker, that's for shore.  

(Hey, what is this, sci.pun? Hmmmmmmm.......)

                   Tony 
                      ("Fourth down, and time to pun")