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From: kgdykes@watmath.UUCP (Ken Dykes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Zsa-Zsa and her prision fears
Keywords: topical, smirk
Message-ID: <37131@looking.on.ca>
Date: 22 Oct 89 07:20:19 GMT
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 Found in another newsgroup...
  
 >Last night David Letterman, had an answer
 >for her:  "You know, don't worry, ZsaZsa, because even in prison
 >lesbians have standards."
  
                           ...A few nights ago,
 Carson said of the same issue - "ZsaZsa now says that she's worried
 about lesbians in prison.  With her acting career, she should worry
 more about meeting thespians in prison."
  

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