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From: gumby@gang-of-four.stanford.edu (David Vinayak Wallace)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: californians not reassured
Keywords: topical, smirk
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Date: 23 Oct 89 07:20:06 GMT
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President Bush has promised ``any possible assistance'' to the State
of California.

Unfortunately the last time he made such a promise it was to some
Panamanians...

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