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From: klee@wsl.dec.com (Ken Lee)
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Subject: Presidential quotes
Keywords: topical, smirk
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Date: 31 Oct 89 08:20:07 GMT
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Richard Nixon:	"I am not a crook."

Ronald Reagan:	"I am not asleep."

George Bush:	"I am not a wimp."

Dan Quayle:	"I am Jack Kennedy."
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