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From: chn@alpha.lanl.gov (Charles Neil)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Improve your average
Keywords: smirk
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Date: 15 Nov 89 11:30:07 GMT
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Heard on an Atlanta Braves baseball game broadcast a couple of weeks 
ago:

A little old lady was sitting next to a priest at a ballgame.  She
watched several batters throughout the game cross themselves as they
came to the plate.  Finally she turned to the priest and asked, 
"Father, will that really help?"

The priest replied, "Not if he can't hit."
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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

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