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From: brian@ucsd.Edu (Brian Kantor)
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Subject: Re: Jail postmasters
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Date: 26 Nov 89 22:30:10 GMT
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>I do not believe in the death penalty, but I propose stiff sentences
>for postmasters who repeatedly ignore inquiries.

A good way to ensure a more prompt response is to enclose your
politely-worded inquiry in an envelope along with a nice crisp $5 note.

Urgent inquiries justify the inclusion of at least $20, particularly
if a return telephone call is required.

Pounds Sterling are also acceptable.

	Brian Kantor	SCUD Postmaster