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From: jimk@fab4.UUCP
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Praise the Lord
Keywords: true, chuckle
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Date: 21 Nov 89 00:30:08 GMT
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[my brother tells this one]

I was sitting behind a car at a stop light the other day and I noticed
that it had a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love Jesus".  So
I thought about it a bit and since I loved Jesus, I honked my horn.

I was very suprised when the driver of the car got out and yelled,
"The light is still red you asshole!!!!" got back in the car and drove
off through the light which had just turned green.
--
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