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From: bob@archer.morningstar.com (Bob Sutterfield)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: stupid drivers
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Date: 27 Nov 89 00:30:07 GMT
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Heard on National Public Radio on the way to work this morning:

In Los Angeles over the weekend, a man was arrested for drunken
driving.  He called a friend to come bail him out.  He then persuaded
the friend to let him drive the friend's car, his own car having been
impounded as evidence.  They proceeded directly to a roadblock where
police were administering drunken driving tests.

He was re-arrested and held over the weekend for being stupid.

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