Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!mks.com!jim From: jim@mks.com (Jim Gardner) Newsgroups: ont.general Subject: Re: Stupid Censor Board Message-ID: <1989Nov27.152646.19197@mks.com> Date: 27 Nov 89 15:26:46 GMT References: <647@alias.UUCP> Reply-To: jim@mks.com (Jim Gardner) Distribution: ont Organization: Mortice Kern Systems, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada Lines: 33 In article <647@alias.UUCP> kpicott@alias.UUCP (Socrates) writes: >I got a good yuck out of a censored word I heard on City the other night. >The (censored) phrase went something like: > "... she's a ****** fucker" (*** is the censored word) > >Makes sense eh? I'm glad to see our children's ears are being protected >from the dirtiest word of all... mother. (oops, now *I've* said it!) I believe Peter Gzowski mentioned a similar incident in one of his radio shows, and he blamed it on the way they do the bleep. Gzowski's show goes out live in the Maritimes and is re-broadcast one hour later in each time zone across the country. When a nasty word comes up in an interview or something, the technicians take an exact measure of the time at which the word occurred and then program a computer to bleep at that time in all re-broadcast. This is more dependable than trusting the reflexes of a human technician to push a bleep button at the right time and it means that they don't have to doctor the actual tape of the show. Unfortunately, tapes "creep": they stretch a bit each time they are played, which means that the timing changes a bit in re-broadcasts. This means that they can end up bleeping the wrong word. By the way, I have another explanation for CITY's broadcast. It's possible that there is some CRTC ruling saying that mother-fucker is too horrendously obscene for broadcast but that fucker just squeaks in under the wire. In this case, it's just like CITY to bleep the "mother" as a sly protest against the inanities of censors. Remember that back when there was a furor about cuts made in the movie of The Tin Drum, CITY showed the cut scenes on their 6:00 newscast so people would know what they were missing. Jim Gardner, Mortice Kern Systems Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com