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From: MZINTL@vmsa.oac.uci.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Cheap used car for sale
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Date: 28 Nov 89 00:30:08 GMT
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I found this on a bulletin board in the halls of the Physical Sciences 
building here at U.C. Irvine.  I suspect this guy will never make
it as a used car salesman.  Enjoy!

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                       CHEAP USED CAR FOR SALE
                     '74 Ford Mustang II  - $500

This was a car I bought about a year ago, just to get around town with.
That's about all it's good for, too:  just to get around town with.

It runs ok and the tires are pretty new, but that's about it.  It has no
radio, the acceleration is sluggish, the clutch is sticky, the back-hood
door latch doesn't work (you must prop it up with a stick), and its gas
mileage is probably no better than about 10-15 miles per gallon (it takes
regular gas).  In general, its an American car, made during the time when
American cars were built VERY poorly (no comments about present-day
conditions, please!).

The $500 price quoted above is just because all my friends tell me that a
running car MUST be worth at least $500. (Note:  none of these so-called
friends has offered to buy the car!) I suppose I'll bargain with you to
lower the price.  If you can sing well, or if your sister is pretty and 
has a pleasant personality, this may be significant in reducing the price.

Please call me (Dan) at either XXX-XXXX or else XXX-YYYY if you're 
interested.

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