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From: gwh@typhoon.Berkeley.EDU (George William Herbert)
Newsgroups: sci.space.shuttle
Subject: Shuttle Mating Rites? [Was: Re: How do they get it pointing up?]
Keywords: Phallic,shuttle,Russians,Little_Ones
Message-ID: <1989Dec1.235315.14121@agate.berkeley.edu>
Date: 1 Dec 89 23:53:15 GMT
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Reply-To: gwh@ocf.Berkeley.EDU (George William Herbert)
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Summary:The Rooskies...

In article <842@wrgate.WR.TEK.COM> dant@mrloog.WR.TEK.COM (Dan Tilque) writes:
> edsall@maxwell.physics.purdue.edu.UUCP (David M. Edsall) writes:
>>        I think they rub it up and down or put a girl shuttle next to it
>>and see if that gets it up.
>
>I thought it was a well known fact that shuttles only mated with 747's.
>Nine months later they get a litter of Cesnas...

	What is wrong with our shuttle?  When the Russians did this, they
got a little shuttle!  And before the big one had even flown yet...

	I sense a Shuttle Potency gap here.  We're going to have to work
on this one...

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George William Herbert   UCB Naval Architecture [On schedule? at UCB? Yes!]
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