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From: isr@rodan.acs.syr.edu ( ISR group account)
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Subject: Re: Perf
Keywords: What to do with it ??
Message-ID: <1486@rodan.acs.syr.edu>
Date: 6 Dec 89 23:53:12 GMT
Reply-To: isr@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Michael S. Schechter - ISR group account)
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Re the printout
'perfs',
just take them
and sepaerate them
into individual 'perfs'
(ie, 11" peices), then
take about  8 of them
crisscrossing in the middle
to form an asterisk-shaped thing.
Now take this thingie and hang it from
 peice of string from the drop-ceiling in
your office. Now make about fifty of'em with
the string length varying from 6" to 18" and hang
'em all over the office ceiling. This is especialy good
if you have to answer dumb stupid questions interrupting your
real work, beacuse when your boss asks "what are those things" you
can tell him that each peice of paper represents a stupid user question
that he should hire a work-study-warm-body-or-two to answer instead of you.


-- 
 Mike Schechter, Institute for Sensory Research, Syracuse Univ.
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