Path: utzoo!attcan!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!sun-barr!newstop!sun!morocco!landauer From: landauer@morocco.Sun.COM (Doug Landauer) Newsgroups: comp.misc Subject: Nuking a lit cigarette Message-ID: <129144@sun.Eng.Sun.COM> Date: 12 Dec 89 22:54:31 GMT References: <7224@hubcap.clemson.edu> <2575E75B.11408@paris.ics.uci.edu> <128772@sun.Eng.Sun.COM> <24756@cup.portal.com> Sender: news@sun.Eng.Sun.COM Reply-To: landauer@sun.UUCP (Doug Landauer) Distribution: na Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mountain View Lines: 32 > >P.S. ... ever tried to microwave a lit cigarette? > > ... besides permanently contaminating my microwave, just what > *does* happen if I try zapping a lit cigarette???? (Disclaimer: I haven't seen this tried since 1973, and it is possible that the technology of microwave ovens and/or the chemistry of cigarettes has changed enough to prevent this from happening nowadays. And, it doesn't seem like it could possibly be very good for the microwave.) Anyway, here's what I -- er, uh, someone I used to know, yeah, that's it -- did: poked a cigarette-sized hole in the bowl of a plastic spoon and stood the lit cigarette up vertically in that hole. Then put the assembly into the microwave, and turn it on. What happened was that the microwave buzzed real loud, and there was a moving, flickering light in the air inside the oven. The spoon (this type usually survives a normal microwave experience) turned into a little black mass and eventually caught fire. The best part was that flickering light -- it looked like lightning in there. My guess is that the (not quite fully-oxidized) smoke particles in the air inside the oven were igniting. Another theory is that the chemicals that they put in the cigarette to keep it burning were evaporating and then igniting. All in all, it was pretty impressive. But -- it's probably best to use someone else's microwave. And don't stand too close ... -- Doug Landauer -- landauer@eng.sun.com or ...!sun!landauer _ Sun Microsystems, Inc. -- SPD, SET, Languages La no ka 'oi.