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From: ooblick@intercon.com (Mikki Barry)
Newsgroups: rec.birds
Subject: Re: Cats and Birds
Keywords: Reasonable
Message-ID: <1598@intercon.com>
Date: 3 Dec 89 22:06:25 GMT
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Reply-To: ooblick@intercon.UUCP (Mikki Barry)
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I am sorry to inform you that no reasonable postings concerning cats
and birds are appropriate for this newsgroup.  Instead, may I direct
you to talk.religion.misc for the morality of teaching lessons to cats,
alt.aquaria for the environmental impact of dumping water on a cat,
and rec.pets.dogma for the discussion of the genetic impact of prowling
on cats.

This group is only for strange people who go outside in the freezing cold
to look at birds, and tangentially for the even stranger people who let
birds shit in their houses.  So unless you have a field book of cats, or
keep your cat in a cage, you will have to go away.

Mikki Barry

p.s. (since I know some people don't know the word sarcasm :-) :-) :-)!!!)