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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Why would gas fitters change bulbs?
Keywords: original, smirk
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Date: 5 Dec 89 11:30:06 GMT
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My daughter (Louise, 13) made this up:

Q:  How many gas fitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Three. One to turn up the day before when you're out;
    One to change the switch;
    One to bring along the wrong sort of light bulb.

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