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From: jmn@sim.berkeley.edu (Jan Mark Noworolski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Newspaper (mis?)advertisements
Keywords: true, chuckle, sexual
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Date: 7 Dec 89 11:30:09 GMT
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(From a Canadian Enginneer who hasn't seen the likes of a true "Engineering
Humor Publication" for some time.)

This actually appeared in The Daily Californian--a very serious campus
newspaper for all of UC Berkeley.

Friday: Big advertisement--Greek Special--Our huge 18-inch penis...etc. etc.
Almost as good coming up as it was going down.

Monday:

RETRACTION-- A PAID ADVERTISEMENT --RETRACTION

The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18-inch PIZZA and not a huge 18-inch
penis as it was described in the ad. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize
for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused.

Sure confused me.
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