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From: egly@hplred.HP.COM (Diana Egly)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: softball, sutures and suds
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Date: 16 Jan 90 19:24:12 GMT
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/ hplred:alt.callahans / robin@CCB.UCSF.EDU (Robin Colgrove) /  2:47 pm  Jan 13, 1990 /

> And with that, he lifts his mug to his lips, settles down into his  barstool
> and..."AAAAAAOOOOUUUUUWW!"...explodes out of the seat, ramming his nose down 
> into his beer and clutching his fanny with his free hand. Gingerly reaching
> into his back pocket, he winces withdrawing a small curved needle.
> "I knew I had that extra suture around here somewhere!"
> Ahhh, some things never change.

Oh, Robin, I get a stitch in my side just from laughing at you.
You're suture cut-up!
If I see you with another person in a white coat, I'll think it a paradox.
And when I try to get your attention, I won't be too surprised if the
paramedics respond.
Why's wrong?  Catgut your tongue?