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From: kaufman@gmu90x.gmu.edu (Ken Kaufman)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Belated New Years Resolutions
Summary: Punny -- that's why it's here
Message-ID: <2527@gmu90x.gmu.edu>
Date: 17 Jan 90 18:04:47 GMT
Reply-To: kaufman@gmu90x.UUCP (Ken Kaufman)
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
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One of these days, when conditions are right and I'm driving along and I
see a sign that reads "SURVEY CREW AHEAD" (they're relatively common
around here), I'll have the guts to slow down, roll down my window, spot
a worker or two, shout out "No opinion!", and drive off.

Last night in a store, I saw large jugs for donations.  The jugs had a
message which read something like "PLEASE SUPPORT EASTER SEALS".  I will
give serious consideration to getting myself an Exxon credit card, just
so the next time I have the opportunity, I can rip it up and drop it in,
thereby supporting the seals and other such creatures.

To the Universe, may it continue to provide us with punny situations!
==Ken