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From: sterling@maxwell.physics.purdue.edu (Bruce S. Woodcock)
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Subject: Re: The Woman Beside
Keywords: Fast Eddy, play us a tune...
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Date: 20 Jan 90 03:56:59 GMT
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     Sir Sterling walks stiffly to the bar.  He puts 2 on the bar.  "A
Pink Lemonade for me, and whatever the lady wants," he says, pointing to
Jilara.
    The paladin takes his drink to the line, sipping it slowly.  He then
speaks.
    "It is with great pain that I announce that I have decided to move on 
from my current relationship.  She just wants to be friends, and there`s
nothing I can do to change that.  I still love her, I think always will if
it was true love, but all I can do now is be her friend and move on in the
search for new friends and lovers.  If she changes her mind, she`ll let me
know."
     "To the future," he toasts, "and whatever new propsects it brings."
<DRINK!>
*****CRASH*****

     "Jilara, would you care do dance?  I`m sure Fast Eddy can think of
something appropriate...."

                                               -Sterling-