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From: jvogel@jarthur.Claremont.EDU (Jeff Vogel)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: LIGHT OF THE FIRE IS THE SUN....PLAYDOW
Summary: Hundreds, if not thousands...
Keywords: don't bogart that dangerous rectrational drug
Message-ID: <3851@jarthur.Claremont.EDU>
Date: 19 Jan 90 21:50:39 GMT
References: <12551@cbnewsc.ATT.COM> <125409@puff.UUCP> <24832@gryphon.COM> <11273@frog.UUCP>
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
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In article <11273@frog.UUCP> john@frog.UUCP (John Woods) writes:
>In article <24832@gryphon.COM>, richard@gryphon.COM (Richard Sexton) writes:
>> People, let's all burn a black candle with a white core to cleanse
>> the foul humors from Kevin.
>> 
>A *WHAT*??!  Ah, shit -- now what am I going to do with this gross of
>white candles with black cores that I just ordered?  I gotta read more
>carefully...
>
>Ah, well.  At least I got the stoat-sacrificing part right.

After seeing all those Mormon commercials where a cute kid, say, burns down
the house, and the myther walks out and we expect hyr to step on the kid,
but instead she gives him a hug, pausing only to wipe off the ashes, I was
wondering if you could do neo-pagan commercials the same way:

Scene: Child stands by picnic table. He plays, and accidentally knocks it
over. He runs in fear. Mom finds it. Smiles knowingly. Finds kid, hugs him,
and says "It's OK, Timmy. Let's go sacrifice a goat."


If you are not an ... never mind.

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| Jeff Vogel, Harvey Mudd College, CA: jvogel@jarthur.claremont.edu    |