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From: sdh@flash.bellcore.com (Stephen D Hawley)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: Morality and kissing...
Keywords: morality, kissing
Message-ID: <19091@bellcore.bellcore.com>
Date: 17 Jan 90 22:07:15 GMT
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In article <747@darkstar.ucsc.edu> lechner@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Eric Lechner) writes:
>You are on a bus, going home from either school or work, and
>are approached by a reasonably attractive member of the appropriate
>sex who politely asks the question "excuse me, but would you
>mind terribly if i were to kiss you?".
>
>What is your response?

I have my priest cast a spell of holding on the culprit while I attack with
my +2, +3 long sword.  Meanwhile the wizard will cast a spell of speed on
the elf and the halfling-thief who will commence sending out a volley of arrows
with their short swords, turning the foe into a sliced-up pincushion, as well
as a few of the other passengers on the bus.  I go through their pockets and
bags, looking for money and magic items, checking for traps as I go.

I step off the bus and promptly vanish in a cloud of greasy black smoke.

Steve "Don't read too close or you'll miss the :')" Hawley
A noun's a special kind of word.
It's ev'ry name you ever heard.
I find it quite interesting,
A noun's a person place or thing.