Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!samsung!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sunybcs!aldebaran.Buffalo.EDU!pprussak From: pprussak@aldebaran.Buffalo.EDU (Piotr T Prussak) Newsgroups: alt.sex Subject: Re: I'll break your hand if you masturbate Keywords: Violence, God, Joke Message-ID: <15887@eerie.acsu.Buffalo.EDU> Date: 17 Jan 90 19:15:26 GMT References: <1386@milton.acs.washington.edu> <4072@helios.TAMU.EDU> <25764@cup.portal.com> <6011@sdcc6.ucsd.edu> <10508@thor.acc.stolaf.edu> <4068@helios.TAMU.EDU> <1990Jan12.112405.23707@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> <15752@eerie.acsu.Buffalo.EDU> <4074@helios.TAMU.EDU> Sender: nobody@acsu.Buffalo.EDU Reply-To: my dad Lines: 10 Orgasmization: possible, although not so frequent >C'mon now...if the all-powerful one hadn't intended for us to >masturbate, he'd have made our arms shorter! Ha, now I know something about evolution! It's a pity, that we haven't got longer chins, though!( sob ) True, if He didn't want us to have pleasure we wouldn't orgasm either!