Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!clyde.concordia.ca!mcgill-vision!bloom-beacon!snorkelwacker!think!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!pt.cs.cmu.edu!andrew.cmu.edu!mf2x+ From: mf2x+@andrew.cmu.edu (Michael Raymond Feely) Newsgroups: alt.sex Subject: Re: Mild humor vs. seriousness? Message-ID: Date: 19 Jan 90 02:50:32 GMT Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA Lines: 46 --SeebS-- writes... >I was just wondering: How silly are most of you people in bed? > >I ask because of the mixed reactions I tend to get wrt humor. For those >who hadn't noticed, I tend to be a bit silly in stories. Well, it carries >over in bed. Silly, definitely silly. My SO and I have an awful tendency to suddely pull bad one liners on each other in bed, especially before or during foreplay. Por ejemplo... For Christmas I gave her a largish, white teddybear, with a red bowtie, and I told her that "he'll keep you company when I'm off at college." Three days later, we were at her apartment, petting heavily, and we decided to adjourn to bed. As I went to climb into the bed after her, she picked up the bear from the nightstand, interposed it between herself and me, and calmly told me that since she'd be spending the next two months with just the bear, she might as well get started now. After a couple second's frantic thought, I suggested a menage-a-trois. And the bear eventually wound up on the nightstand again. >I was just wondering, then. How would most of you respond to a bit of >wierdness? >It tends to be popular with some people, but others get annoyed. (Personal >experience.) I've always found weird to be fun, though I am a bit more careful around warped, which should be observed only from a distance... >And, just to give you all another topic: What is your preferred style of >non-penetration sex? This ought to get some people started. Oral, wether fellatio or cunnilingus or 69, as both a warm-up to intercourse and as an end in itself. Live long, and prosper Schlock of Vulcan "There is an energy leak somewhere..."