Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!uwm.edu!psuvax1!psuvm!ROBROY!RIGOUTSO From: rigoutso@ROBROY.NYU.EDU Newsgroups: bit.listserv.hellas Subject: Elladistan/ALaloum kai alla Message-ID: <9001131705.AA25190@robroy.nyu.edu> Date: 13 Jan 90 17:05:01 GMT Sender: The Hellenic Discussion List Reply-To: The Hellenic Discussion List Lines: 129 Approved: NETNEWS@PSUVM Gateway X-Delivery-Notice: SMTP MAIL FROM does not correspond to sender. To parakatw to ksanastelnw sthn lista mias kai to prohgoumeno posting mou den fainetai na eftase se arketous apo tous listobious.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- File Lewnida o Petropoulos kala ta leei gia ta kakws keimena tou Elladistan. Kai mias mou eipe oti eksusa ligo thn katastash skefthka na thn ksusw ligo akoma. ELLADISTANIKO ALALOUM (meros Bhton) Apo ta Xristougenna tou 1987, ksanaphga Ellada to perasmeno kalokairi (keno 1 1/2 xronou) kai ekote ksanaphga twra ta Xristougenna (keno 1/2 xronou). Kai omws pistepse me oi allages tou 1 1/2 xronou oute kan sugkrinontai me tis allages tou teleutaiou eksamhnou. Htan san ena kuma na sunephre thn Ellada (h tha eprepe na lew Elladistan ?) mesa se ena eksamhno. Idiwtikoi radiofwnikoi kai thleoptikoi stathmoi na ksefutrwnoun san ta manitaria pantou: perissoteroi apo kammia 50aria radiof. stathmoi mesa sthn Athina (nomimoi kai mh) kai (gia thn wra toulaxiston) 8 tv kanalia htoi oi 3 ERT, Antenna, MEGA channel, TV Plus, Seven-X, Kanali 29 (se auta prepei na prosteseis ola ta doruforika kanalia pou ftanoune Ellada). Tha mou peite bebaia giati anaferomai sta mesa mazikhs enhmerwshs. Tha dwsw amesws ena paradeigma: kathomai loipon prwi kata tis 7 kai pinw to frapeddaki mou (me gala xwris tis 49 zaxares) kai exw balei to radiofwno se ena tuxaio stathmo. Ksafnika me to pou xtupaei to roloi 7 bgainei o ekfwnhths kai leei: "one o two point four FM" -- nai sta agglika -- " O stathmos twn newn, o dikos sas stathmos. Prwino programma gia sas pou etoimazeste gia to sxoleio" (!!) Kai arxinaei meta Lambada kai Billy Joel (kserete o Sarakatsanaios pou legame exthes...) kai alla omorfa. Nomizw den xreiazetai sxolio edw. Kai pame sthn thleorash: ena paradeigma to edwsa exthes. Akoloythei deutero. To MEGA Channel diafhmizei thn seira Falcon Crest san thn "kaluterh koinwnikh seira ths teleutaias dekaetias". An uparxei theos... Perito na poume oti spaei rekor akroamatikothtas. Opws kai me to xthesino paradeigma, h shmasia brisketai sthn leptomereia twn oswn legontai akougontai kai grafontai. Kai tha pei o filos o Lewnidas twra: "dhladh ti upainisessai?" Gia osous den diabasane *anamesa* apo tis parapanw grammes, auto pou sunebh sthn xwra mas to teleutaio eksamhno htan mia dioxeteush (hthelhmenh h oxi den to eksetazw) apo ta mesa mazikhs enhmerwshs ( kai dh TV kai radio) mias allhs nootropias kai enos allou tropou zwhs gia tous opoious, as mhn trefoume autapates, h Ellhnikh pragmatikothta den einai akoma etoimh. Oi Ellhnes arxisane dustuxws na pisteoune oti ola prepei na ginontai kata ta protupa twn ksenwn sapounoperwn opou oloi oi prwtagwnistes apolambanoun ulika agatha alla kanenas tous den emfanizetai na ponokefaliazei gia themata karierras (nai kserw h "Dunasteia" apotelei eksairesh alla as opsetai h Alexis gi auto). Kai leei o mpampas ki h mama sto kamari tous: "paidi mou kytta na breis kammia douleia sto dhmosio h se kammia trapeza". Pou sthn koinh kathomiloumenh shmainei "kutta na mpeis kapou pou na mhn se apolusoune pote". Apotelesma auth th stigmh uparxoune kapou 400.000 (give or take) dhmosioi upalhlloi/trapezikoi sthn xwra mas, htoi 1 gia kathe 20 Ellhnes. Se ola ta parapanw prosthetoume twra to emfuto se olous tous Ellhnes stoixeio tou "wxadelfismou" Kai briskomaste mprosta sto luphro fainomeno grammatewn na mhn kseroune grafomhxanh, atomwn pou douleoune stis uphresies thewrhsewn spoudastikou sunallagmatos na mhn kseroune ti shmainei "stipend", kai upallhlwn pou akoma psaxnoune thn leksh pou arxizei apo M teleiwnei se KOS, exei 8 grammata kai einai epitheto gia ton mh exonta idiaiterh klish gia ergasia. Dustuxws file Lewnida, h pleionothta twn Ellhnwn mporei na ksupnaei stis 7 to prwi na paei sthn douleia, alla elaxistoi apo autous douleoune sth diarkeia tou oktawrou. Kai fusika oloi tous plhrwnontai. Apo ton megalodieuthunth mexri ton taksitzh pou mou elege oti an den balei triplh koursa mesa den bgainei to merokamato tou. --- Meta bebaia mou ebgale mplokaki kai ustera apo proxeirous upologismous mou dhlwse me kamari oti mesa se 11 mhnes ebgale 3.590.000 kathara --- Kai ola auta thn stigmh pou o misthos tou antiprutanh tou Panepisthmiou Athinwn pou skotwnetai mera nuxta paleuontas enantia se autous pou antikeintai sthn idrush sxolhs plhroforikhs sto Panepisthmio Athinwn den ksepernaei tis 200.000 ton mhna. Ta **polla** lefta dustuxws sthn Ellada auth th stigmh ta exoune sta xeria tous atoma pou den ta dikaiountai (aksiokratika milwntas panta). Kai fusika mias kai to xrhma prepei na kineitai prepei kai na ksodeutei kai pali akolouthontas "TA" protupa. Me ola ta apotelesmata pou fernei auto. Stous dromous akous na milietai ena sunothuleuma Agglikwn kai Ellhnikwn. Sta megala magazia blepeis na pouliountai mono montelakia "oikwn" kai oxi ntopia. Turopitadika ths Fwkiwnos Negrh metallasontai se pararthmata tou Giorgio Armani kai zaxaroplasteia se pitsa&pasta magazia poluteleias. Sth Xarilaou Trikouph ta papoutsadika poulane apo Timberland kai panw. Sta diskadika oi bitrines einai gemates me ekswfulla mono ksenwn diskwn, pou kai pou mporeis isws na deis kanena disko twn Katsimixaiwn ksexasmeno kato apo to teleutaio single ths Paula Abdul. Sta estiatoria, ta Agglika (h Gallika analoga me to magazi) arxizoune na ektopizoune ta Ellhnika. H alusida twn xampourgeradikwn Wendy's exei anoiksei pararthma sthn Khfisia kai gia na doulepseis ekei prepei na diatheteis gnwseis Agglikhs (epi toutou pio eidikos einai o Papa-Petros). An anteksate kai ftasate mexri edw na sas perigrapsw kai tria peristatika sta opoia eimouna marturas, en eidei kerasakiou: 1) pthsh Brukselles Athina: mprosta mou kathontai mama kai korh ntummenes me maures gounes kai ferouses ikanon arithmo xrusafikwn kai allwn kosmhmatwn. Leei loipon h mama sthn korh: Den mou les Marianthh, poses wres einai h pthsh, mia? Kai epembainei o kurios apo thn mprostinh thesh legontas "Oxi kuria mou, treis". Kai leei tote h mama ths Marianthhs "A, tha fame kiolas!!" 2) idia pthsh kai enw o pilotos molis exei anaggeilei oti petame panw apo thn Stoutgardh. Pali h Mama ths Marianths: "Marianth, Marianth Makedonia! Ftasame!" 3) badizontas pros thn eksodo tou kinhmatografou opou molis exei teleiwsei h parastash ths tainias tou Milos Forman "Valmont": Dipla mou briskontai tria zeugaria ta opoia kritikaroun thn tainia megalofwna. Ksafnika o enas apo tous antres ths pareas leei: "Tou allou Sabbatou omws tha pame sta klarina, entaksei?" Opws elege kai o Beggos ston Stauro Ksenidh se palia Ellhnikh tainia: "Pou thn pame thn episthmh Daskale?" Isidwros p.s. A kai kati pou eida phgainontas gia to aerodromio. 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